[shrike]: I shouldn't do this, but...

Ahahaha! It's so much fun!

What a blissful little medium. Why, to think of all the things I could do with this journal if I but bothered to lift a finger--

Wait! I'm getting ahead of myself.

Hello, baby. I'm here. Point me at the sinners and the A1 sauce and we'll have a great party.

Why, it seems I've got to cut this short. Somebody's trying to crawl off the Tree, and this Just Won't Do.

Ja ne, as the ever-dashing Dynamo says!

sHrIkE
"I will show you fear in a handful of dust..."